Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2025 | 16 | 0 | 16 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 16 |
| 2024 | 22 | 0 | 22 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 22 |
| 2023 | 9 | 0 | 9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 9 |
| 2022 | 7 | 0 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 7 |
| 2020 | 21 | 0 | 21 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 21 |
| 2019 | 17 | 0 | 17 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 17 |
| 2018 | 13 | 0 | 11 | 2 | 14 | 17 | 0 | 11 |
| 2017 | 6 | 0 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 0.00
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 0.00
Recent results
| 08/12/2025 | vs FGT UNITED STU |
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0
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| 01/12/2025 | vs DISASTERCLASS STUDENTS |
0
0
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| 17/11/2025 | vs Daquiri Sagna |
0
0
|
Highs and Lows
Greatest thrashing
vs
TRIAL REJECTS
08/10/2018 (Lost 6 - 8)
Most goals in single game
vs
GABYS MUMS A WHORE
23/04/2018 (Lost 8 - 9)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
0 From 23/04/2018 To
Longest losing streak
1 From 14/05/2018 To 23/04/2018
Current League Stats (Student Soccer Monday League 2019)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Student Soccer Monday League 2019 | 10 | 0 | 9 | 1 | 0 | 10 | -10 | 9 |
Previous Games
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Results
| 09/12/2019 |
| 02/12/2019 |
| 25/11/2019 |
| 18/11/2019 |
| 11/11/2019 |
| 04/11/2019 |
| 28/10/2019 |
| 21/10/2019 |
| 14/10/2019 |
| 07/10/2019 |
