Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2025 | 99 | 77 | 9 | 13 | 485 | 156 | 0 | 240 |
| 2024 | 50 | 41 | 3 | 6 | 273 | 94 | 0 | 126 |
| 2023 | 46 | 39 | 4 | 3 | 213 | 67 | 0 | 121 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 8.00
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 1.00
Recent results
| 17/12/2025 | vs AltisFC |
4
2
|
| 11/12/2025 | vs London All Stars FC |
12
1
|
| 10/12/2025 | vs Fc Village |
8
0
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Weekly Offenders
05/06/2025 (Won 18 - 0)
Greatest thrashing
vs
AFC Gravy Party
25/06/2025 (Lost 2 - 9)
Most goals in single game
vs
Weekly Offenders
05/06/2025 (Won 18 - 0)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
29 From 16/08/2023 To 09/08/2023
Longest losing streak
6 From 09/08/2023 To 31/01/2024
Current League Stats (Hackney Wednesday 7aside)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Hackney Wednesday 7aside | 11 | 9 | 2 | 0 | 55 | 13 | 42 | 29 |
Previous Games
W
D
W
W
W
W
W
W
Results
| 17/12/2025 |
| 10/12/2025 |
| 03/12/2025 |
| 26/11/2025 |
| 19/11/2025 |
| 12/11/2025 |
| 05/11/2025 |
| 29/10/2025 |
| 15/10/2025 |
| 08/10/2025 |
| 01/10/2025 |
