Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2025 | 58 | 46 | 3 | 9 | 644 | 441 | 0 | 141 |
| 2024 | 53 | 39 | 4 | 10 | 613 | 387 | 0 | 121 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 11.00
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 0.00
Recent results
| 03/12/2025 | vs TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA SKRTELS (Forfeit) |
10
0
|
| 01/12/2025 | vs STAINES "R" US |
10
0
|
| 26/11/2025 | vs TW TYRANTS. |
13
0
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
WORLD X1
21/08/2024 (Won 30 - 4)
Greatest thrashing
vs
OLD WALDONIANS FC
14/10/2024 (Lost 9 - 24)
Most goals in single game
vs
WORLD X1
21/08/2024 (Won 30 - 4)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
26 From 11/06/2024 To 12/06/2024
Longest losing streak
6 From 12/06/2024 To 11/06/2024
Current League Stats (Monday 5's 14/10/24)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Monday 5's 14/10/24 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 | 65 | 38 | 27 | 15 |
