Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2025 | 59 | 44 | 4 | 11 | 439 | 251 | 0 | 136 |
| 2024 | 29 | 24 | 3 | 2 | 266 | 134 | 0 | 75 |
| 2023 | 26 | 20 | 3 | 3 | 244 | 171 | 0 | 63 |
| 2022 | 17 | 15 | 0 | 2 | 222 | 79 | 0 | 45 |
| 2020 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 69 | 32 | 0 | 15 |
| 2019 | 11 | 8 | 0 | 3 | 134 | 69 | 0 | 24 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 4.00
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 9.00
Recent results
| 27/10/2025 | vs Crouch Potatoes (Forfeit) |
0
10
|
| 20/10/2025 | vs Kinder Mbeumo (Forfeit) |
0
10
|
| 13/10/2025 | vs The Bothersome Boys |
12
7
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Country Dons
28/02/2022 (Won 32 - 2)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Key Sports FC
04/11/2019 (Lost 0 - 12)
Most goals in single game
vs
Country Dons
28/02/2022 (Won 32 - 2)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
25 From 30/09/2019 To 14/02/2022
Longest losing streak
6 From 14/02/2022 To 30/09/2019
Current League Stats (Monday Winter 5's 2019)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Monday Winter 5's 2019 | 7 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 78 | 8 | 70 | 21 |
