Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 11 | 7 | 1 | 3 | 52 | 31 | 0 | 22 |
| 2025 | 52 | 28 | 6 | 18 | 204 | 133 | 0 | 90 |
| 2024 | 49 | 34 | 3 | 12 | 295 | 200 | 0 | 105 |
| 2023 | 48 | 21 | 0 | 27 | 619 | 598 | 0 | 63 |
| 2022 | 44 | 26 | 0 | 18 | 524 | 373 | 0 | 78 |
| 2021 | 16 | 6 | 0 | 10 | 126 | 150 | 0 | 18 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 7.33
Average goals conceded in last 3 games
: 10.67
Recent results
| 09/08/2021 | vs its about to get messi 2 |
3
11
|
| 16/08/2021 | vs Bluebottle Grovers |
8
12
|
| 23/08/2021 | vs AFC Puyol |
11
9
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Pass the Spliffindor
01/08/2022 (Won 25 - 2)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Its About to Get Messi
31/07/2023 (Lost 5 - 19)
Most goals in single game
vs
Pass the Spliffindor
27/06/2022 (Won 27 - 7)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
20 From 10/11/2025 To 17/11/2025
Longest losing streak
13 From 17/11/2025 To 10/11/2025
Current League Stats (Monday 5s Aug 21)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Monday 5s Aug 21 | 14 | 8 | 0 | 6 | 119 | 101 | 18 | 24 |
Previous Games
L
L
W
L
W
L
L
W
W
L
W
Results
| 09/08/2021 |
| 16/08/2021 |
| 23/08/2021 |
| 30/08/2021 |
| 06/09/2021 |
| 13/09/2021 |
| 20/09/2021 |
| 27/09/2021 |
| 04/10/2021 |
| 11/10/2021 |
| 18/10/2021 |
| 25/10/2021 |
| 01/11/2021 |
| 08/11/2021 |
