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Havent Got A Kalou
Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2025 | 9 | 7 | 1 | 1 | 129 | 65 | 0 | 22 |
| 2024 | 21 | 14 | 1 | 6 | 224 | 144 | 0 | 43 |
| 2023 | 15 | 9 | 0 | 6 | 117 | 118 | 0 | 27 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 8.33
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 7.33
Recent results
| 07/07/2025 | vs Expected Toulouse FC (Forfeit) |
0
5
|
| 30/06/2025 | vs Laindon maccies |
7
10
|
| 23/06/2025 | vs OUT ON BALE |
18
7
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Care and Repair fc
09/06/2025 (Won 25 - 3)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Dead Ballers
15/11/2023 (Lost 6 - 17)
Most goals in single game
vs
Care and Repair fc
09/06/2025 (Won 25 - 3)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
11 From 09/08/2023 To 17/01/2024
Longest losing streak
5 From 17/01/2024 To 09/08/2023
Current League Stats ( Basildon (Basildon Sporting Village) 5s - Monday)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Basildon (Basildon Sporting Village) 5s - Monday | 5 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 70 | 34 | 36 | 9 |
Previous Games
L
W
W
W
Results
| 07/07/2025 |
| 30/06/2025 |
| 23/06/2025 |
| 16/06/2025 |
| 09/06/2025 |
