Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 12 | 7 | 0 | 5 |
| 2025 | 43 | 18 | 3 | 22 | 392 | 455 | 0 | 57 |
| 2024 | 42 | 16 | 1 | 25 | 431 | 450 | 0 | 49 |
| 2023 | 43 | 16 | 2 | 25 | 378 | 438 | 0 | 50 |
| 2022 | 39 | 20 | 3 | 16 | 302 | 318 | 0 | 63 |
| 2021 | 25 | 15 | 1 | 9 | 242 | 203 | 0 | 46 |
| 2020 | 8 | 4 | 1 | 3 | 81 | 81 | 0 | 13 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 4.00
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 2.33
Recent results
| 15/01/2026 | vs WERDER BEERMEN FC |
0
0
|
| 15/01/2026 | vs UNATLETICO MADRID |
12
7
|
| 15/01/2026 | vs THE IDIOTS |
0
0
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
PARROTT FC
28/03/2024 (Won 26 - 4)
Greatest thrashing
vs
RING ANOTHER TIME
28/12/2023 (Lost 8 - 24)
Most goals in single game
vs
PARROTT FC
28/03/2024 (Won 26 - 4)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
18 From 08/07/2021 To 22/07/2021
Longest losing streak
15 From 22/07/2021 To 08/07/2021
Current League Stats (Thursday Summer 5's)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
