Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2025 | 17 | 9 | 3 | 5 | 187 | 161 | 0 | 30 |
| 2024 | 16 | 8 | 2 | 6 | 190 | 181 | 0 | 26 |
| 2023 | 34 | 22 | 1 | 11 | 559 | 486 | 0 | 67 |
| 2022 | 24 | 8 | 2 | 14 | 391 | 430 | 0 | 26 |
| 2021 | 15 | 7 | 0 | 8 | 235 | 220 | 0 | 21 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 5.67
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 6.67
Recent results
| 21/01/2026 | vs The Dutchmen (Forfeit) |
0
10
|
| 14/01/2026 | vs Mustard Dons (Forfeit) |
10
0
|
| 17/12/2025 | vs Too busy winning |
7
10
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Li Tie Curry
30/07/2021 (Won 32 - 2)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Local Scammers
09/03/2022 (Lost 2 - 15)
Most goals in single game
vs
blink 1 eto'o
11/01/2023 (Won 32 - 15)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
11 From 20/10/2021 To 26/01/2022
Longest losing streak
8 From 26/01/2022 To 20/10/2021
Current League Stats (Wednesday Adult Winter League 2025)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Wednesday Adult Winter League 2025 | 5 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 37 | 20 | 17 | 9 |
Previous Games
L
Results
| 21/01/2026 |
| 14/01/2026 |
| 17/12/2025 |
| 10/12/2025 |
| 19/11/2025 |
