Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2025 | 31 | 21 | 1 | 9 | 379 | 266 | 0 | 64 |
| 2024 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 37 | 22 | 0 | 6 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 11.00
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 3.67
Recent results
| 09/12/2025 | vs Murder on Zidane's Floor (Forfeit) |
10
0
|
| 09/12/2025 | vs Murder on Zidane's Floor |
13
11
|
| 02/12/2025 | vs WILLSOOONNN!!!! |
10
0
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Blue Cow
01/05/2025 (Won 20 - 7)
Greatest thrashing
vs
JAM ROCK ROVERS
20/02/2025 (Lost 10 - 16)
Most goals in single game
vs
Blue Cow
19/12/2024 (Won 22 - 10)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
10 From 12/12/2024 To 27/03/2025
Longest losing streak
3 From 27/03/2025 To 06/02/2025
Current League Stats (Thursday Premiership 5's)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Thursday Premiership 5's | 10 | 5 | 1 | 4 | 84 | 68 | 16 | 16 |
Previous Games
W
D
W
Results
| 17/07/2025 |
| 10/07/2025 |
| 03/07/2025 |
| 26/06/2025 |
| 19/06/2025 |
| 12/06/2025 |
| 05/06/2025 |
| 22/05/2025 |
| 15/05/2025 |
