Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2025 | 11 | 1 | 1 | 9 | 81 | 137 | 0 | 4 |
| 2024 | 43 | 16 | 2 | 25 | 367 | 381 | 0 | 50 |
| 2023 | 45 | 25 | 2 | 18 | 364 | 332 | 0 | 77 |
| 2022 | 39 | 14 | 1 | 24 | 317 | 381 | 0 | 43 |
| 2021 | 34 | 15 | 4 | 15 | 319 | 274 | 0 | 49 |
| 2020 | 25 | 8 | 1 | 16 | 189 | 262 | 0 | 25 |
| 2019 | 47 | 14 | 3 | 30 | 368 | 449 | 0 | 45 |
| 2018 | 46 | 27 | 3 | 16 | 454 | 351 | 0 | 84 |
| 2017 | 48 | 20 | 1 | 27 | 416 | 474 | 0 | 61 |
| 2016 | 48 | 16 | 4 | 28 | 374 | 466 | 0 | 52 |
| 2015 | 23 | 5 | 2 | 16 | 169 | 303 | 0 | 17 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 8.67
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 13.00
Recent results
| 31/03/2025 | vs The Neville Wears Prada |
9
14
|
| 24/03/2025 | vs Crouch Potatoes Reserves |
10
10
|
| 17/03/2025 | vs Sons of Pitches |
7
15
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Haycock Players FC
26/08/2024 (Won 23 - 0)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Crap reunited
24/07/2017 (Lost 5 - 28)
Most goals in single game
vs
Chicken and Reus
18/12/2017 (Won 27 - 5)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
19 From 09/09/2015 To 26/09/2016
Longest losing streak
34 From 26/09/2016 To 09/09/2015
Current League Stats (Thursday 5's Summer 2020)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
