Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 44 | 19 | 0 | 10 |
| 2025 | 38 | 21 | 0 | 17 | 311 | 305 | 0 | 63 |
| 2024 | 39 | 24 | 7 | 8 | 394 | 296 | 0 | 79 |
| 2023 | 29 | 14 | 1 | 14 | 270 | 249 | 0 | 43 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 12.33
Average goals conceded in last 3 games
: 4.00
Recent results
| 05/02/2026 | vs Berry and Creamers |
12
4
|
| 29/01/2026 | vs MOORE FC |
16
2
|
| 22/01/2026 | vs Hardly Athletic Thursday |
9
6
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
AWAS
30/03/2023 (Won 26 - 2)
Greatest thrashing
vs
PATHETICO MADRID FC
15/05/2025 (Lost 0 - 15)
Most goals in single game
vs
AWAS
30/03/2023 (Won 26 - 2)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
19 From 11/05/2023 To 04/01/2024
Longest losing streak
12 From 04/01/2024 To 11/05/2023
Current League Stats (NGTV Thursday Winter 5's 2024/25)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| NGTV Thursday Winter 5's 2024/25 | 10 | 9 | 0 | 1 | 105 | 52 | 53 | 27 |
Previous Games
W
W
W
W
L
W
W
W
W
Results
| 20/02/2025 |
| 13/02/2025 |
| 06/02/2025 |
| 30/01/2025 |
| 23/01/2025 |
| 16/01/2025 |
| 09/01/2025 |
| 19/12/2024 |
| 12/12/2024 |
| 05/12/2024 |
