Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2025 | 32 | 9 | 5 | 18 | 279 | 322 | 0 | 32 |
| 2024 | 39 | 25 | 1 | 13 | 399 | 299 | 0 | 76 |
| 2022 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 17 | 45 | 0 | 0 |
| 2021 | 9 | 2 | 0 | 7 | 66 | 140 | 0 | 6 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 11.33
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 5.00
Recent results
| 01/12/2025 | vs Decent FC |
7
6
|
| 24/11/2025 | vs Arbonne FC |
15
3
|
| 17/11/2025 | vs Sway FC |
12
6
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Hot Shoterz
04/03/2024 (Won 26 - 0)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Jokes A-Side
23/08/2021 (Lost 5 - 30)
Most goals in single game
vs
Hot Shoterz
04/03/2024 (Won 26 - 0)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
12 From 25/03/2024 To 08/07/2024
Longest losing streak
0 From 05/07/2021 To 25/03/2024
Current League Stats (Monday 5s Summer 2021)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Monday 5s Summer 2021 | 10 | 1 | 0 | 9 | 52 | 141 | -89 | 3 |
