Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 7 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 70 | 65 | 0 | 11 |
| 2025 | 38 | 13 | 0 | 25 | 375 | 401 | 0 | 39 |
| 2024 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 7 | 59 | 107 | 0 | 3 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 5.33
Average goals conceded in last 3 games
: 13.33
Recent results
| 16/10/2024 | vs unaffordable plumbing (Forfeit) |
0
10
|
| 23/10/2024 | vs Musselburgh Not So Athletic |
10
16
|
| 30/10/2024 | vs Krombacher FC |
6
14
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Barcabelly !
22/01/2025 (Won 33 - 5)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Dalkeith Dynamos
06/11/2024 (Lost 4 - 19)
Most goals in single game
vs
Barcabelly !
22/01/2025 (Won 33 - 5)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
6 From 09/07/2025 To 04/02/2026
Longest losing streak
17 From 04/02/2026 To 09/07/2025
Current League Stats (Wednesday 5s Winter League Div 2)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Wednesday 5s Winter League Div 2 | 10 | 6 | 0 | 4 | 107 | 54 | 53 | 18 |
Previous Games
L
L
W
L
W
W
Results
| 20/11/2024 |
| 27/11/2024 |
| 04/12/2024 |
| 11/12/2024 |
| 18/12/2024 |
| 25/12/2024 |
| 01/01/2025 |
| 08/01/2025 |
| 15/01/2025 |
| 22/01/2025 |
