Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 7 | 4 | 0 | 3 | 24 | 21 | 0 | 12 |
| 2025 | 25 | 10 | 3 | 12 | 62 | 68 | 0 | 33 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 3.33
Average goals conceded in last 3 games
: 3.67
Recent results
| 24/02/2026 | vs AFC Brasenose |
6
4
|
| 17/02/2026 | vs Cody Mavericks |
1
2
|
| 10/02/2026 | vs Super Marius Bros |
3
5
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Cody Mavericks
16/09/2025 (Won 6 - 0)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Peck Peck FC
06/01/2026 (Lost 2 - 7)
Most goals in single game
vs
AFC Brasenose
24/02/2026 (Won 6 - 4)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
6 From 09/09/2025 To 02/09/2025
Longest losing streak
7 From 02/09/2025 To 09/09/2025
Current League Stats (Hackney Tuesday 7 aside League Summer!)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Hackney Tuesday 7 aside League Summer! | 10 | 5 | 0 | 5 | 29 | 30 | -1 | 15 |
