Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2025 | 36 | 13 | 3 | 20 | 463 | 475 | 0 | 42 |
| 2024 | 32 | 12 | 2 | 18 | 375 | 439 | 0 | 38 |
| 2023 | 47 | 23 | 1 | 23 | 658 | 628 | 0 | 70 |
| 2022 | 38 | 18 | 1 | 19 | 473 | 485 | 0 | 55 |
| 2021 | 34 | 6 | 2 | 26 | 318 | 473 | 0 | 20 |
| 2020 | 13 | 3 | 1 | 9 | 162 | 230 | 0 | 10 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 16.67
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 6.67
Recent results
| 09/12/2025 | vs LEMON SQUEEZERS |
30
5
|
| 02/12/2025 | vs ANDYS BACK FC |
10
15
|
| 25/11/2025 | vs HOT TUB FOOTBALL CLUB (Forfeit) |
10
0
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
HANGOVER FC
25/07/2023 (Won 31 - 2)
Greatest thrashing
vs
MIL RANGERS
06/07/2021 (Lost 2 - 33)
Most goals in single game
vs
HANGOVER FC
25/07/2023 (Won 31 - 2)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
16 From 10/08/2021 To 08/06/2021
Longest losing streak
25 From 08/06/2021 To 10/08/2021
Current League Stats (WEDNESDAY WINTER 5S 2021)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
