Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 7 | 5 | 0 | 2 | 80 | 75 | 0 | 15 |
| 2025 | 37 | 17 | 1 | 19 | 369 | 320 | 0 | 52 |
| 2024 | 24 | 9 | 0 | 15 | 201 | 234 | 0 | 27 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 5.67
Average goals conceded in last 3 games
: 11.33
Recent results
| 04/03/2026 | vs Bookies FC (Forfeit) |
0
10
|
| 25/02/2026 | vs MARLBORO GOALS |
11
8
|
| 18/02/2026 | vs PODCAST.CO |
6
16
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
FC Bytesalona
13/08/2025 (Won 25 - 1)
Greatest thrashing
vs
NEVILLE WEARS PRADA!
30/04/2025 (Lost 6 - 22)
Most goals in single game
vs
FC Bytesalona
13/08/2025 (Won 25 - 1)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
8 From 21/08/2024 To 26/06/2024
Longest losing streak
10 From 26/06/2024 To 21/08/2024
Current League Stats (NGTV Wednesday Business Spring 5's 2024 7PM)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| NGTV Wednesday Business Spring 5's 2024 7PM | 14 | 3 | 0 | 11 | 99 | 167 | -68 | 9 |
