Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2025 | 30 | 25 | 2 | 3 | 300 | 151 | 0 | 77 |
| 2024 | 17 | 15 | 0 | 2 | 161 | 83 | 0 | 45 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 10.67
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 3.67
Recent results
| 29/07/2025 | vs Illiquid Football |
7
5
|
| 22/07/2025 | vs Jimmy Floyd Hasselbankers |
7
3
|
| 15/07/2025 | vs Afc Crapoli |
18
3
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Colombian Cowboys
04/03/2025 (Won 19 - 2)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Bank Of England Mfc (a)
13/08/2024 (Lost 2 - 14)
Most goals in single game
vs
Colombian Cowboys
04/03/2025 (Won 19 - 2)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
14 From 08/10/2024 To 01/10/2024
Longest losing streak
2 From 01/10/2024 To 08/10/2024
Current League Stats (Waterloo Tuesday 5s League)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Waterloo Tuesday 5s League | 10 | 8 | 0 | 2 | 56 | 41 | 15 | 24 |
Previous Games
L
Results
| 20/08/2024 |
| 13/08/2024 |
