Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2023 | 6 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 38 | 39 | 0 | 10 |
| 2022 | 45 | 18 | 3 | 24 | 273 | 269 | 0 | 57 |
| 2021 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 18 | 45 | 0 | 0 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 0.00
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 5.00
Recent results
| 15/03/2023 | vs LOS BLANCOS (Forfeit) |
0
5
|
| 08/03/2023 | vs FAT BADGERS FC (Forfeit) |
0
5
|
| 01/03/2023 | vs ARSEHAMPTONSEA ROVERS (Forfeit) |
0
5
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
HIPPIES UNITED
31/08/2022 (Won 18 - 4)
Greatest thrashing
vs
FC Flat Eartha Berlin
26/10/2022 (Lost 1 - 13)
Most goals in single game
vs
HIPPIES UNITED
31/08/2022 (Won 18 - 4)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
7 From 26/01/2022 To 23/03/2022
Longest losing streak
8 From 23/03/2022 To 26/01/2022
Current League Stats (Wednesday 5 aside Winter/ Spring League)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Wednesday 5 aside Winter/ Spring League | 14 | 3 | 0 | 11 | 64 | 117 | -53 | 9 |
