Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 5 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 38 | 43 | 0 | 6 |
| 2025 | 17 | 10 | 1 | 6 | 91 | 84 | 0 | 31 |
| 2018 | 36 | 16 | 5 | 15 | 234 | 222 | 0 | 53 |
| 2017 | 39 | 21 | 4 | 14 | 299 | 233 | 0 | 67 |
| 2016 | 31 | 15 | 1 | 15 | 214 | 217 | 0 | 46 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 9.00
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 10.00
Recent results
| 04/02/2026 | vs FREELAND FC |
9
7
|
| 28/01/2026 | vs The Furry Bogs |
11
14
|
| 21/01/2026 | vs Cockney Violets |
7
9
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
WESTMINSTER PALACE
30/08/2017 (Won 17 - 3)
Greatest thrashing
vs
DANGER! DANGER! MORITZ VOLZ
23/11/2016 (Lost 4 - 15)
Most goals in single game
vs
WESTMINSTER PALACE
30/08/2017 (Won 17 - 3)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
14 From 06/07/2016 To 08/06/2016
Longest losing streak
12 From 08/06/2016 To 10/08/2016
Current League Stats (WEDNESDAY 5'S AUTUMN 2017)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| WEDNESDAY 5'S AUTUMN 2017 | 14 | 5 | 2 | 7 | 81 | 106 | -25 | 17 |
Previous Games
W
L
W
L
W
L
W
D
D
L
L
Results
| 31/01/2018 |
| 24/01/2018 |
| 17/01/2018 |
| 10/01/2018 |
| 03/01/2018 |
| 20/12/2017 |
| 13/12/2017 |
| 06/12/2017 |
| 29/11/2017 |
| 22/11/2017 |
| 15/11/2017 |
| 08/11/2017 |
| 01/11/2017 |
| 25/10/2017 |
