Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 17 | 4 | 0 | 3 |
| 2025 | 54 | 34 | 6 | 14 | 423 | 282 | 0 | 108 |
| 2024 | 39 | 27 | 5 | 7 | 349 | 171 | 0 | 86 |
| 2023 | 11 | 8 | 0 | 3 | 103 | 70 | 0 | 24 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 11.33
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 6.33
Recent results
| 08/01/2026 | vs Annandale FC |
17
4
|
| 18/12/2025 | vs Ship Inn Ultras |
8
6
|
| 11/12/2025 | vs The Rebellion |
9
9
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Gettin Messi
16/03/2025 (Won 22 - 0)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Ship Inn Ultras
13/11/2025 (Lost 0 - 10)
Most goals in single game
vs
Sneaky Pete's FC
03/04/2025 (Won 23 - 5)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
19 From 14/12/2023 To 05/10/2023
Longest losing streak
7 From 05/10/2023 To 14/12/2023
Current League Stats (Thursday Night 7s League)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Thursday Night 7s League | 10 | 8 | 0 | 2 | 91 | 53 | 38 | 24 |
