Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 38 | 20 | 0 | 12 |
| 2025 | 43 | 20 | 4 | 19 | 302 | 273 | 0 | 64 |
| 2024 | 45 | 23 | 0 | 22 | 342 | 301 | 0 | 69 |
| 2023 | 43 | 19 | 1 | 23 | 345 | 320 | 0 | 58 |
| 2022 | 18 | 8 | 1 | 9 | 154 | 135 | 0 | 25 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 7.67
Average goals conceded in last 3 games
: 4.00
Recent results
| 11/02/2026 | vs LOVE HANDLES FC |
6
4
|
| 04/02/2026 | vs CASA BLANCA |
8
4
|
| 28/01/2026 | vs THE REDICALS |
9
4
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
GINGLEY BINGLY
12/02/2025 (Won 24 - 1)
Greatest thrashing
vs
DAWG FC
15/03/2023 (Lost 0 - 21)
Most goals in single game
vs
GINGLEY BINGLY
12/02/2025 (Won 24 - 1)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
16 From 24/05/2023 To 01/03/2023
Longest losing streak
15 From 01/03/2023 To 24/05/2023
Current League Stats (WED 5s JUNE 22)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| WED 5s JUNE 22 | 13 | 6 | 0 | 7 | 91 | 91 | 0 | 18 |
