Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2025 | 24 | 3 | 10 | 11 | 119 | 168 | 0 | 19 |
| 2024 | 9 | 3 | 0 | 6 | 80 | 101 | 0 | 9 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 0.00
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 0.00
Recent results
| 09/12/2025 | vs Snorting Lisbon |
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0
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| 02/12/2025 | vs Jehovas Fitness! (Forfeit) |
0
0
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| 25/11/2025 | vs Therapists |
0
0
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Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Chippy Chips
22/05/2025 (Won 16 - 5)
Greatest thrashing
vs
C Mane
12/12/2024 (Lost 7 - 21)
Most goals in single game
vs
Misken FC
14/11/2024 (Won 17 - 10)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
3 From 28/11/2024 To 05/12/2024
Longest losing streak
7 From 05/12/2024 To 28/11/2024
Current League Stats (Thursday STUDENT WINTER 5s 2024, )
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Thursday STUDENT WINTER 5s 2024, | 13 | 4 | 1 | 8 | 103 | 126 | -23 | 13 |
