Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 | 73 | 42 | 0 | 15 |
| 2025 | 40 | 21 | 3 | 16 | 302 | 228 | 0 | 66 |
| 2024 | 42 | 20 | 4 | 18 | 374 | 289 | 0 | 64 |
| 2023 | 41 | 22 | 4 | 15 | 355 | 295 | 0 | 70 |
| 2022 | 5 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 47 | 31 | 0 | 6 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 8.00
Average goals conceded in last 3 games
: 10.00
Recent results
| 02/03/2026 | vs Cobra Kai FC (Forfeit) |
0
10
|
| 23/02/2026 | vs Crouch Potatoes (Forfeit) |
0
10
|
| 16/02/2026 | vs The Bothersome Boys |
24
10
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Xhaka Laka FC
28/04/2025 (Won 26 - 4)
Greatest thrashing
vs
The Bothersome Boys
03/11/2025 (Lost 3 - 12)
Most goals in single game
vs
Xhaka Laka FC
28/04/2025 (Won 26 - 4)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
13 From 01/05/2023 To 24/04/2023
Longest losing streak
12 From 24/04/2023 To 01/05/2023
Current League Stats (Monday Spring 5's 2025)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Monday Spring 5's 2025 | 10 | 7 | 0 | 3 | 70 | 41 | 29 | 21 |
Previous Games
L
W
W
W
W
W
L
W
Results
| 31/03/2025 |
| 24/03/2025 |
| 17/03/2025 |
| 10/03/2025 |
| 03/03/2025 |
| 24/02/2025 |
| 17/02/2025 |
| 10/02/2025 |
| 03/02/2025 |
| 27/01/2025 |
