Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 12 | 8 | 0 | 6 |
| 2025 | 43 | 15 | 1 | 27 | 283 | 436 | 0 | 46 |
| 2024 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 22 | 131 | 0 | 0 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 4.00
Average goals conceded in last 3 games
: 2.67
Recent results
| 19/02/2026 | vs TCIF FC |
5
1
|
| 12/02/2026 | vs Scrubs and Rubs |
4
3
|
| 05/02/2026 | vs Perwirtz FC |
3
4
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Midweek Marauders FC
17/07/2025 (Won 15 - 4)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Teenage Mutant Ninja Skrtels
02/01/2025 (Lost 2 - 40)
Most goals in single game
vs
Midweek Marauders FC
17/07/2025 (Won 15 - 4)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
6 From 20/03/2025 To 26/06/2025
Longest losing streak
5 From 07/11/2024 To 20/03/2025
Current League Stats (Thursday Autumn Men's 5's 2024 League)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Thursday Autumn Men's 5's 2024 League | 10 | 1 | 0 | 9 | 44 | 197 | -153 | 3 |
