Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 21 | 50 | 0 | 3 |
| 2025 | 39 | 10 | 4 | 25 | 190 | 300 | 0 | 34 |
| 2024 | 7 | 1 | 0 | 6 | 14 | 30 | 0 | 3 |
| 2023 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 19 | 41 | 0 | 3 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 2.67
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 12.67
Recent results
| 04/02/2026 | vs Tooting YB |
0
20
|
| 28/01/2026 | vs athletic dildaos |
8
13
|
| 21/01/2026 | vs AFC Bells (Forfeit) |
0
5
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Kurt & The Pussycat Goals
19/11/2025 (Won 17 - 11)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Tooting YB
04/02/2026 (Lost 0 - 20)
Most goals in single game
vs
Kurt & The Pussycat Goals
19/11/2025 (Won 17 - 11)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
5 From 04/11/2024 To 18/06/2025
Longest losing streak
20 From 18/06/2025 To 04/11/2024
Current League Stats (LONDON Central - WATERLOO (GMH Park 3G) - Wed season ending 2023-11-01)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| LONDON Central - WATERLOO (GMH Park 3G) - Wed season ending 2023-11-01 | 10 | 3 | 1 | 6 | 31 | 59 | -28 | 10 |
