Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 29 | 36 | 0 | 3 |
| 2025 | 17 | 10 | 1 | 6 | 91 | 84 | 0 | 31 |
| 2018 | 36 | 16 | 5 | 15 | 234 | 222 | 0 | 53 |
| 2017 | 39 | 21 | 4 | 14 | 299 | 233 | 0 | 67 |
| 2016 | 31 | 15 | 1 | 15 | 214 | 217 | 0 | 46 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 8.00
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 10.67
Recent results
| 28/01/2026 | vs The Furry Bogs |
11
14
|
| 21/01/2026 | vs Cockney Violets |
7
9
|
| 14/01/2026 | vs Tony Clark fc |
6
9
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
WESTMINSTER PALACE
30/08/2017 (Won 17 - 3)
Greatest thrashing
vs
DANGER! DANGER! MORITZ VOLZ
23/11/2016 (Lost 4 - 15)
Most goals in single game
vs
WESTMINSTER PALACE
30/08/2017 (Won 17 - 3)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
14 From 06/07/2016 To 08/06/2016
Longest losing streak
12 From 08/06/2016 To 10/08/2016
Current League Stats (5's Wednesday #50KTAPIN)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 5's Wednesday #50KTAPIN | 14 | 8 | 0 | 6 | 109 | 83 | 26 | 24 |
