Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2025 | 11 | 4 | 1 | 6 | 57 | 82 | 0 | 13 |
| 2024 | 42 | 25 | 1 | 16 | 279 | 260 | 0 | 76 |
| 2023 | 29 | 11 | 3 | 15 | 161 | 168 | 0 | 36 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 0.00
Average goals conceded in last 3 games
: 6.33
Recent results
| 15/03/2023 | vs SEAGRAVE 69ERS (Forfeit) |
0
5
|
| 22/03/2023 | vs ARSEHAMPTONSEA ROVERS (Forfeit) |
0
5
|
| 29/03/2023 | vs FAT BADGERS FC |
0
9
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
HIPPIES UNITED
17/05/2023 (Won 22 - 3)
Greatest thrashing
vs
DANE FC
28/08/2024 (Lost 1 - 16)
Most goals in single game
vs
HIPPIES UNITED
17/05/2023 (Won 22 - 3)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
11 From 09/04/2025 To 15/01/2025
Longest losing streak
13 From 19/03/2025 To 09/04/2025
Current League Stats (Wednesday 5's League 2023)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Wednesday 5's League 2023 | 14 | 7 | 1 | 6 | 81 | 67 | 14 | 22 |
