Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 7 | 5 | 0 | 2 | 48 | 42 | 0 | 15 |
| 2025 | 41 | 20 | 7 | 14 | 244 | 247 | 0 | 67 |
| 2024 | 20 | 11 | 0 | 9 | 118 | 111 | 0 | 33 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 7.67
Average goals conceded in last 3 games
: 4.67
Recent results
| 23/02/2026 | vs Part Time Pros |
8
3
|
| 16/02/2026 | vs Kroos Control FC |
8
7
|
| 09/02/2026 | vs Hardly Athletic Club |
7
4
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Orient express
16/06/2025 (Won 10 - 0)
Greatest thrashing
vs
@NoDefenceFC
15/12/2025 (Lost 0 - 10)
Most goals in single game
vs
Orient express
07/04/2025 (Won 14 - 4)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
10 From 04/11/2024 To 23/09/2024
Longest losing streak
7 From 23/09/2024 To 04/11/2024
Current League Stats (Monday Winter 5s)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
