Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 8 | 3 | 1 | 4 | 51 | 47 | 0 | 10 |
| 2025 | 49 | 22 | 8 | 19 | 381 | 313 | 0 | 74 |
| 2024 | 13 | 12 | 0 | 1 | 125 | 79 | 0 | 36 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 6.67
Average goals conceded in last 3 games
: 1.67
Recent results
| 25/02/2026 | vs Tiki Taka C.F. |
0
0
|
| 25/02/2026 | vs Puyol Pants Down |
10
5
|
| 18/02/2026 | vs Tiki Taka C.F. |
10
0
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Sundowners
01/10/2025 (Won 17 - 2)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Had One Tchouameni
14/01/2026 (Lost 0 - 10)
Most goals in single game
vs
Fever Dream FC
05/03/2025 (Won 21 - 7)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
8 From 07/05/2025 To 13/11/2024
Longest losing streak
8 From 13/11/2024 To 07/05/2025
Current League Stats (Wednesday Late League S34!)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Wednesday Late League S34! | 14 | 12 | 0 | 2 | 132 | 87 | 45 | 36 |
