Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2025 | 10 | 9 | 1 | 0 | 76 | 39 | 0 | 28 |
| 2024 | 23 | 20 | 1 | 2 | 199 | 101 | 0 | 61 |
| 2023 | 24 | 15 | 1 | 8 | 213 | 119 | 0 | 46 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 6.00
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 6.00
Recent results
| 03/07/2025 | vs HARDLY GOBION (Forfeit) |
0
10
|
| 26/06/2025 | vs CHICKEN TIKKA MO SALAH |
12
4
|
| 19/06/2025 | vs DIRTY MIKE & THE BOYS |
6
4
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
PORTUGEEZERS FC
28/03/2023 (Won 20 - 3)
Greatest thrashing
vs
HARDLY GOBION
23/11/2023 (Lost 3 - 9)
Most goals in single game
vs
PORTUGEEZERS FC
28/03/2023 (Won 20 - 3)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
20 From 17/01/2023 To 30/11/2023
Longest losing streak
5 From 30/11/2023 To 17/01/2023
Current League Stats (Tuesday Winter 5's 22/23)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Tuesday Winter 5's 22/23 | 14 | 9 | 0 | 5 | 136 | 60 | 76 | 27 |
