Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 32 | 45 | 0 | 3 |
| 2025 | 13 | 5 | 0 | 8 | 107 | 178 | 0 | 15 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 9.67
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 11.67
Recent results
| 02/02/2026 | vs Ballerz United FC |
12
15
|
| 26/01/2026 | vs Marescalated Quickly (Forfeit) |
10
0
|
| 19/01/2026 | vs FC Micheal Van Germain |
7
20
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Chat2Me Nice FC
17/11/2025 (Won 10 - 0)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Kumo FC
15/12/2025 (Lost 1 - 31)
Most goals in single game
vs
Union Magpies
24/11/2025 (Won 19 - 11)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
3 From 29/09/2025 To 06/10/2025
Longest losing streak
7 From 06/10/2025 To 29/09/2025
Current League Stats (Battersea Monday Summer 5's)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Battersea Monday Summer 5's | 12 | 6 | 1 | 5 | 84 | 101 | -17 | 19 |
