Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 8 | 2 | 0 | 6 | 69 | 94 | 0 | 6 |
| 2025 | 39 | 25 | 2 | 12 | 442 | 334 | 0 | 77 |
| 2024 | 7 | 1 | 3 | 3 | 59 | 83 | 0 | 6 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 5.67
Average goals conceded in last 3 games
: 13.67
Recent results
| 09/03/2026 | vs Strother's U16 |
6
18
|
| 02/03/2026 | vs PSV Hungover |
11
13
|
| 23/02/2026 | vs UMCC FC (Forfeit) |
0
10
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Borussia Burnage
08/09/2025 (Won 22 - 5)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Sea92 FC
04/11/2024 (Lost 1 - 25)
Most goals in single game
vs
WHOPPERS
28/04/2025 (Won 24 - 10)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
10 From 10/02/2025 To 27/01/2025
Longest losing streak
2 From 04/11/2024 To 19/05/2025
Current League Stats (NGTV Monday Night 5's Autumn/Winter 2025)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| NGTV Monday Night 5's Autumn/Winter 2025 | 10 | 8 | 0 | 2 | 115 | 57 | 58 | 24 |
Previous Games
L
W
W
W
W
W
L
W
Results
| 05/01/2026 |
| 22/12/2025 |
| 15/12/2025 |
| 08/12/2025 |
| 01/12/2025 |
| 24/11/2025 |
| 17/11/2025 |
| 10/11/2025 |
| 03/11/2025 |
| 27/10/2025 |
