Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 10 | 6 | 1 | 3 | 103 | 72 | 0 | 19 |
| 2025 | 29 | 17 | 2 | 10 | 270 | 229 | 0 | 53 |
| 2024 | 43 | 22 | 2 | 19 | 386 | 334 | 0 | 68 |
| 2023 | 48 | 19 | 4 | 25 | 381 | 414 | 0 | 61 |
| 2022 | 41 | 22 | 2 | 17 | 404 | 371 | 0 | 68 |
| 2021 | 31 | 15 | 2 | 14 | 275 | 258 | 0 | 47 |
| 2020 | 25 | 18 | 1 | 6 | 325 | 177 | 0 | 55 |
| 2019 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 28 | 27 | 0 | 9 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 15.00
Average goals conceded in last 3 games
: 5.67
Recent results
| 09/03/2026 | vs PSV Hungover |
18
7
|
| 02/03/2026 | vs UMCC FC |
4
6
|
| 23/02/2026 | vs Athletic Dildao |
23
4
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
SMEE FC
21/09/2020 (Won 23 - 1)
Greatest thrashing
vs
CARROLL FC
02/01/2023 (Lost 7 - 20)
Most goals in single game
vs
SMEE FC
09/03/2020 (Won 24 - 6)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
23 From 03/08/2020 To 16/03/2020
Longest losing streak
15 From 16/03/2020 To 03/08/2020
Current League Stats (NGTV Monday Night 5's Autumn/Winter 2025)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| NGTV Monday Night 5's Autumn/Winter 2025 | 10 | 7 | 0 | 3 | 86 | 75 | 11 | 21 |
Previous Games
L
W
L
W
W
Results
| 05/01/2026 |
| 22/12/2025 |
| 15/12/2025 |
| 08/12/2025 |
| 01/12/2025 |
| 24/11/2025 |
| 17/11/2025 |
| 10/11/2025 |
| 03/11/2025 |
| 27/10/2025 |
