Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 | 78 | 64 | 0 | 15 |
| 2025 | 71 | 30 | 5 | 36 | 682 | 727 | 0 | 95 |
| 2024 | 84 | 52 | 6 | 26 | 888 | 764 | 0 | 162 |
| 2023 | 77 | 35 | 7 | 35 | 836 | 825 | 0 | 112 |
| 2022 | 51 | 21 | 2 | 28 | 519 | 605 | 0 | 65 |
| 2021 | 34 | 17 | 0 | 17 | 309 | 312 | 0 | 51 |
| 2020 | 27 | 15 | 3 | 9 | 277 | 239 | 0 | 48 |
| 2019 | 39 | 16 | 3 | 20 | 380 | 396 | 0 | 51 |
| 2018 | 35 | 19 | 0 | 16 | 396 | 321 | 0 | 57 |
| 2017 | 39 | 11 | 4 | 24 | 413 | 497 | 0 | 37 |
| 2016 | 37 | 12 | 2 | 23 | 372 | 439 | 0 | 38 |
| 2015 | 22 | 13 | 0 | 9 | 253 | 215 | 0 | 39 |
| 2014 | 28 | 9 | 2 | 17 | 241 | 281 | 0 | 29 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 11.33
Average goals conceded in last 3 games
: 4.00
Recent results
| 09/03/2026 | vs ** VACANCY 4 ** (Forfeit) |
10
0
|
| 02/03/2026 | vs PATHETICO RESERVES |
14
12
|
| 23/02/2026 | vs Borussia Burnage (Forfeit) |
10
0
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
AARON FLETCHER FC
17/12/2018 (Won 28 - 1)
Greatest thrashing
vs
SHOOTING BLANKS
15/07/2024 (Lost 4 - 22)
Most goals in single game
vs
AARON FLETCHER FC
17/12/2018 (Won 28 - 1)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
31 From 19/10/2015 To 16/11/2015
Longest losing streak
27 From 16/11/2015 To 19/10/2015
Current League Stats (NGTV Monday Night 5's Autumn/Winter 2025)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| NGTV Monday Night 5's Autumn/Winter 2025 | 10 | 2 | 0 | 8 | 95 | 120 | -25 | 6 |
Previous Games
L
W
L
W
L
L
Results
| 05/01/2026 |
| 22/12/2025 |
| 15/12/2025 |
| 08/12/2025 |
| 01/12/2025 |
| 24/11/2025 |
| 17/11/2025 |
| 10/11/2025 |
| 03/11/2025 |
| 27/10/2025 |
