Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2025 | 33 | 19 | 2 | 12 | 155 | 144 | 0 | 59 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 0.67
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 6.33
Recent results
| 01/12/2025 | vs Aldersley United (Forfeit) |
0
5
|
| 24/11/2025 | vs Sutton My Face FC |
2
8
|
| 17/11/2025 | vs GRAND-THEFT PORTO |
0
6
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
El Dingo’s
14/07/2025 (Won 10 - 1)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Farcelona FC
10/11/2025 (Lost 2 - 11)
Most goals in single game
vs
El Dingo’s
14/07/2025 (Won 10 - 1)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
9 From 12/05/2025 To 28/04/2025
Longest losing streak
5 From 28/04/2025 To 12/05/2025
Current League Stats (Monday Night Spring 5s)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Monday Night Spring 5s | 15 | 10 | 1 | 4 | 76 | 57 | 19 | 31 |
Previous Games
W
W
W
D
L
L
W
W
W
L
W
W
L
Results
| 16/06/2025 |
| 09/06/2025 |
| 02/06/2025 |
| 19/05/2025 |
| 12/05/2025 |
| 05/05/2025 |
| 28/04/2025 |
| 14/04/2025 |
| 07/04/2025 |
| 31/03/2025 |
| 24/03/2025 |
| 17/03/2025 |
| 10/03/2025 |
| 03/03/2025 |
