Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2025 | 23 | 10 | 2 | 11 | 206 | 218 | 0 | 32 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 2.00
Average goals conceded in last 3 games
: 8.00
Recent results
| 13/01/2026 | vs Taddy's United (Forfeit) |
0
0
|
| 06/01/2026 | vs Booty Bratwurst Fc (Forfeit) |
0
10
|
| 16/12/2025 | vs Underacleavers |
6
14
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Old Boys Fc
17/03/2025 (Won 13 - 4)
Greatest thrashing
vs
The Disciples
22/09/2025 (Lost 0 - 10)
Most goals in single game
vs
Jidders Jigglers
01/09/2025 (Won 13 - 10)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
8 From 10/03/2025 To 09/06/2025
Longest losing streak
7 From 09/06/2025 To 12/05/2025
Current League Stats (Monday 5's League 2025)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Monday 5's League 2025 | 12 | 9 | 1 | 2 | 124 | 80 | 44 | 28 |
Previous Games
L
W
W
D
L
W
W
W
W
W
W
Results
| 23/06/2025 |
| 16/06/2025 |
| 09/06/2025 |
| 02/06/2025 |
| 19/05/2025 |
| 12/05/2025 |
| 28/04/2025 |
| 14/04/2025 |
| 07/04/2025 |
| 31/03/2025 |
| 24/03/2025 |
| 17/03/2025 |
| 10/03/2025 |
| 03/03/2025 |
