Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 7 | 71 | 133 | 0 | 0 |
| 2025 | 40 | 9 | 2 | 29 | 319 | 477 | 0 | 29 |
| 2024 | 40 | 9 | 1 | 30 | 294 | 459 | 0 | 28 |
| 2023 | 13 | 2 | 0 | 11 | 120 | 187 | 0 | 6 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 9.67
Average goals conceded in last 3 games
: 16.33
Recent results
| 02/03/2026 | vs Menza Fives |
19
20
|
| 23/02/2026 | vs FOFM |
10
19
|
| 16/02/2026 | vs On Fake Grass (Forfeit) |
0
10
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Red Star Hampstead
18/11/2024 (Won 14 - 3)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Trinity
29/07/2024 (Lost 1 - 25)
Most goals in single game
vs
Menza Fives
02/03/2026 (Lost 19 - 20)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
7 From 20/11/2023 To 27/05/2024
Longest losing streak
19 From 27/05/2024 To 20/11/2023
Current League Stats (Winter 2024 Monday 5s League)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Winter 2024 Monday 5s League | 14 | 4 | 0 | 10 | 91 | 129 | -38 | 13 |
