Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 7 | 1 | 2 | 4 | 51 | 86 | 0 | 5 |
| 2025 | 17 | 7 | 1 | 9 | 129 | 157 | 0 | 22 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 8.00
Average goals conceded in last 3 games
: 15.00
Recent results
| 11/03/2026 | vs D.D.C FC |
6
22
|
| 04/03/2026 | vs The Farting Army |
9
8
|
| 25/02/2026 | vs The Petes |
9
15
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
UNATLETIC0 Madrid
17/12/2025 (Won 19 - 1)
Greatest thrashing
vs
D.D.C FC
11/03/2026 (Lost 6 - 22)
Most goals in single game
vs
UNATLETIC0 Madrid
17/12/2025 (Won 19 - 1)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
6 From 13/08/2025 To 20/08/2025
Longest losing streak
1 From 16/07/2025 To 13/08/2025
Current League Stats (Wednesday 5s League Division 2)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Wednesday 5s League Division 2 | 14 | 9 | 1 | 4 | 122 | 78 | 44 | 28 |
Previous Games
D
W
L
L
W
W
W
W
Results
| 07/01/2026 |
| 17/12/2025 |
| 10/12/2025 |
| 03/12/2025 |
| 26/11/2025 |
| 19/11/2025 |
| 12/11/2025 |
| 05/11/2025 |
| 29/10/2025 |
| 22/10/2025 |
| 15/10/2025 |
| 08/10/2025 |
| 01/10/2025 |
| 24/09/2025 |
