Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 3 | 0 | 3 |
| 2025 | 29 | 15 | 5 | 9 | 126 | 87 | 0 | 50 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 5.33
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 1.67
Recent results
| 05/01/2026 | vs BP Barmy Army |
5
3
|
| 29/12/2025 | vs Irn Brunich |
1
2
|
| 22/12/2025 | vs ** VACANCY 6 ** (Forfeit) |
10
0
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Still Elmstead Eaglets
29/09/2025 (Won 10 - 0)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Tekkerslovakia
15/12/2025 (Lost 0 - 10)
Most goals in single game
vs
Still Elmstead Eaglets
29/09/2025 (Won 10 - 0)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
7 From 04/08/2025 To 11/08/2025
Longest losing streak
4 From 11/08/2025 To 04/08/2025
Current League Stats (Monday 7 aside div 1 and 2 June)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Monday 7 aside div 1 and 2 June | 10 | 6 | 2 | 2 | 42 | 20 | 22 | 20 |
