Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 53 | 28 | 0 | 9 |
| 2025 | 33 | 24 | 3 | 6 | 423 | 236 | 0 | 75 |
| 2024 | 38 | 21 | 3 | 14 | 243 | 174 | 0 | 66 |
| 2023 | 27 | 17 | 2 | 8 | 147 | 110 | 0 | 53 |
| 2020 | 22 | 6 | 6 | 10 | 95 | 101 | 0 | 24 |
| 2019 | 41 | 14 | 3 | 24 | 190 | 247 | 0 | 45 |
| 2018 | 15 | 10 | 2 | 3 | 102 | 52 | 0 | 32 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 9.67
Average goals conceded in last 3 games
: 5.33
Recent results
| 10/02/2026 | vs ON THE MIC (Forfeit) |
10
0
|
| 03/02/2026 | vs ABC |
3
8
|
| 27/01/2026 | vs Tinchy Sneijder |
16
8
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Euan Bowman FC
15/04/2025 (Won 21 - 3)
Greatest thrashing
vs
SALAD DODGERS FC
13/08/2019 (Lost 3 - 17)
Most goals in single game
vs
RUBBER DIGNE RAPIDS
13/05/2025 (Won 21 - 8)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
17 From 30/10/2018 To 19/03/2019
Longest losing streak
12 From 04/12/2018 To 30/10/2018
Current League Stats (Autumn/Winter Tuesday 7's)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Autumn/Winter Tuesday 7's | 10 | 7 | 1 | 2 | 60 | 34 | 26 | 22 |
