Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 12 | 23 | 0 | 1 |
| 2025 | 46 | 31 | 2 | 13 | 434 | 255 | 0 | 95 |
| 2024 | 47 | 18 | 3 | 26 | 348 | 387 | 0 | 57 |
| 2023 | 50 | 25 | 1 | 24 | 349 | 394 | 0 | 76 |
| 2022 | 41 | 16 | 2 | 23 | 332 | 394 | 0 | 50 |
| 2021 | 31 | 5 | 3 | 23 | 190 | 365 | 0 | 18 |
| 2020 | 24 | 3 | 1 | 20 | 119 | 283 | 0 | 10 |
| 2019 | 9 | 1 | 0 | 8 | 52 | 95 | 0 | 3 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 4.67
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 11.00
Recent results
| 14/01/2026 | vs LOVE HANDLES FC |
2
13
|
| 07/01/2026 | vs CASA BLANCA |
10
10
|
| 17/12/2025 | vs SUPERWETTERZ |
2
10
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
COULSDON 2.0
14/05/2025 (Won 22 - 0)
Greatest thrashing
vs
AVERAGE BALLERS
09/10/2019 (Lost 3 - 23)
Most goals in single game
vs
COULSDON 2.0
14/05/2025 (Won 22 - 0)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
16 From 06/11/2019 To 02/12/2020
Longest losing streak
22 From 02/12/2020 To 06/11/2019
Current League Stats (WED OCT 19)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| WED OCT 19 | 9 | 2 | 1 | 6 | 51 | 62 | -11 | 6 |
