Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 7 | 0 | 3 |
| 2025 | 25 | 4 | 3 | 18 | 38 | 100 | 0 | 15 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 2.00
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 4.67
Recent results
| 12/01/2026 | vs Romasexuals |
0
3
|
| 05/01/2026 | vs SMFC |
5
4
|
| 15/12/2025 | vs Squirt Zouma FC |
1
7
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
SMFC
22/09/2025 (Won 4 - 1)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Man-Chest Hair United
04/08/2025 (Lost 0 - 13)
Most goals in single game
vs
SMFC
05/01/2026 (Won 5 - 4)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
2 From 27/10/2025 To 22/09/2025
Longest losing streak
2 From 09/06/2025 To 27/10/2025
Current League Stats (Brentwood (Shenfield High School)- Summer/Autumn)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Brentwood (Shenfield High School)- Summer/Autumn | 14 | 3 | 4 | 7 | 27 | 42 | -15 | 16 |
Previous Games
L
L
L
W
L
L
D
D
L
W
W
D
L
Results
| 24/11/2025 |
| 17/11/2025 |
| 10/11/2025 |
| 03/11/2025 |
| 27/10/2025 |
| 20/10/2025 |
| 13/10/2025 |
| 06/10/2025 |
| 29/09/2025 |
| 22/09/2025 |
| 15/09/2025 |
| 08/09/2025 |
| 01/09/2025 |
| 18/08/2025 |
