Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 7 | 16 | 0 | 0 |
| 2025 | 51 | 13 | 0 | 38 | 393 | 662 | 0 | 39 |
| 2024 | 48 | 22 | 5 | 21 | 397 | 420 | 0 | 71 |
| 2023 | 49 | 9 | 2 | 38 | 244 | 692 | 0 | 29 |
| 2022 | 6 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 14 | 102 | 0 | 5 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 7.00
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 14.67
Recent results
| 06/01/2026 | vs Murder on Zidanes Floor' |
7
16
|
| 30/12/2025 | vs The Kingjoedad |
10
12
|
| 23/12/2025 | vs Net Six and chill |
4
16
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Rachael's Border Force XI
26/08/2025 (Won 10 - 0)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Icardi And Coke no 9.15
08/11/2022 (Lost 4 - 42)
Most goals in single game
vs
The Marsh
13/05/2025 (Won 19 - 11)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
9 From 27/06/2023 To 11/04/2023
Longest losing streak
21 From 11/04/2023 To 27/06/2023
Current League Stats (Tuesday - STUDENTS)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
