Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2025 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 37 | 9 | 0 | 14 |
| 2024 | 45 | 19 | 5 | 21 | 175 | 192 | 0 | 62 |
| 2023 | 31 | 9 | 1 | 21 | 100 | 172 | 0 | 28 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 8.33
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 0.67
Recent results
| 19/02/2025 | vs Orbital lads 1 (Forfeit) |
5
0
|
| 12/02/2025 | vs Pathetico Madrid |
9
2
|
| 05/02/2025 | vs The Chunky Monkeys |
11
0
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
The Chunky Monkeys
05/02/2025 (Won 11 - 0)
Greatest thrashing
vs
The Old City Moobsandbackfat
21/08/2024 (Lost 0 - 16)
Most goals in single game
vs
The Chunky Monkeys
05/02/2025 (Won 11 - 0)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
9 From 22/02/2023 To 04/10/2023
Longest losing streak
15 From 04/10/2023 To 27/09/2023
Current League Stats (Wednesday Summer Canterbury Uni Men's 5's League 14/08/24 - 20/11/24)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Wednesday Summer Canterbury Uni Men's 5's League 14/08/24 - 20/11/24 | 14 | 5 | 2 | 7 | 37 | 58 | -21 | 17 |
Previous Games
W
L
W
D
L
L
L
W
L
W
W
L
L
D
Results
| 20/11/2024 |
| 13/11/2024 |
| 06/11/2024 |
| 30/10/2024 |
| 23/10/2024 |
| 09/10/2024 |
| 02/10/2024 |
| 25/09/2024 |
| 18/09/2024 |
| 11/09/2024 |
| 04/09/2024 |
| 28/08/2024 |
| 21/08/2024 |
| 14/08/2024 |
