Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 6 | 3 | 0 | 3 | 41 | 34 | 0 | 9 |
| 2025 | 21 | 13 | 1 | 7 | 145 | 102 | 0 | 40 |
| 2024 | 25 | 14 | 2 | 9 | 179 | 129 | 0 | 44 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 7.67
Average goals conceded in last 3 games
: 5.00
Recent results
| 12/02/2026 | vs HAIGH FC |
6
5
|
| 05/02/2026 | vs 7 Deadly Wins |
1
6
|
| 28/01/2026 | vs AFC BOTTOM G'S |
16
4
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
LOFTUS CHEEKY NANDOS
17/07/2024 (Won 15 - 1)
Greatest thrashing
vs
7 Deadly Wins
05/02/2026 (Lost 1 - 6)
Most goals in single game
vs
AFC BOTTOM G'S
28/01/2026 (Won 16 - 4)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
16 From 21/08/2024 To 26/02/2025
Longest losing streak
5 From 26/02/2025 To 21/08/2024
Current League Stats (Wednesday 5 Aside League 2024 Spring/Summer)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Wednesday 5 Aside League 2024 Spring/Summer | 14 | 9 | 0 | 5 | 97 | 64 | 33 | 27 |
