Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 23 | 36 | 0 | 6 |
| 2025 | 41 | 20 | 2 | 19 | 241 | 263 | 0 | 62 |
| 2024 | 23 | 7 | 2 | 14 | 112 | 154 | 0 | 23 |
| 2023 | 15 | 6 | 0 | 9 | 79 | 131 | 0 | 18 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 5.33
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 10.33
Recent results
| 28/01/2026 | vs Paris Ganjaman |
4
16
|
| 21/01/2026 | vs ARSEHAMPTONSEA ROVERS |
4
9
|
| 14/01/2026 | vs SEAGRAVE 69ERS |
8
6
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
BARELY ATHLETIC
26/02/2025 (Won 13 - 2)
Greatest thrashing
vs
SIX-A-CIDER
11/05/2023 (Lost 0 - 19)
Most goals in single game
vs
WHARF RATS UNITED
21/05/2024 (Won 14 - 7)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
9 From 14/11/2023 To 09/01/2024
Longest losing streak
10 From 09/01/2024 To 14/11/2023
Current League Stats (Monday 2021 5 A SIDE LEAGUE)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
