Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 26 | 10 | 0 | 6 |
| 2025 | 24 | 19 | 0 | 5 | 305 | 160 | 0 | 57 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 14.00
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 6.00
Recent results
| 12/01/2026 | vs ZakubisFC |
16
4
|
| 05/01/2026 | vs Screwball FC |
10
6
|
| 22/12/2025 | vs Fat and Slow But Ready To Go |
16
8
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Silk United
15/12/2025 (Won 23 - 4)
Greatest thrashing
vs
ZakubisFC
09/06/2025 (Lost 5 - 16)
Most goals in single game
vs
Care and Repair fc
08/09/2025 (Won 25 - 7)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
9 From 30/06/2025 To 21/07/2025
Longest losing streak
2 From 21/07/2025 To 30/06/2025
Current League Stats (Basildon (Basildon Sporting Village) 5's - Monday Autumn/Winter)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Basildon (Basildon Sporting Village) 5's - Monday Autumn/Winter | 8 | 7 | 0 | 1 | 128 | 61 | 67 | 21 |
