Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2025 | 32 | 29 | 0 | 3 | 425 | 158 | 0 | 87 |
| 2024 | 35 | 24 | 2 | 9 | 449 | 227 | 0 | 74 |
| 2023 | 40 | 21 | 4 | 15 | 463 | 315 | 0 | 67 |
| 2022 | 23 | 5 | 3 | 15 | 158 | 218 | 0 | 18 |
| 2021 | 31 | 22 | 1 | 8 | 299 | 191 | 0 | 67 |
| 2020 | 18 | 14 | 0 | 4 | 251 | 133 | 0 | 42 |
| 2019 | 38 | 27 | 2 | 9 | 404 | 205 | 0 | 83 |
| 2018 | 38 | 24 | 3 | 11 | 409 | 235 | 0 | 75 |
| 2017 | 35 | 21 | 3 | 11 | 292 | 201 | 0 | 66 |
| 2016 | 35 | 24 | 2 | 9 | 333 | 207 | 0 | 74 |
| 2015 | 10 | 7 | 1 | 2 | 103 | 63 | 0 | 22 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 10.00
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 0.67
Recent results
| 23/12/2025 | vs TEKKERED RONESS (Forfeit) |
10
0
|
| 16/12/2025 | vs MURDER ON THE ZIDANCE FLOOR |
5
2
|
| 09/12/2025 | vs HAIRY ARSENAL |
15
0
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
ABBEY FC
24/10/2023 (Won 29 - 0)
Greatest thrashing
vs
THE WOLFPACK
22/08/2017 (Lost 4 - 21)
Most goals in single game
vs
ALL-SHABAAB
27/11/2018 (Won 31 - 5)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
43 From 23/02/2016 To 06/09/2016
Longest losing streak
16 From 15/03/2016 To 23/02/2016
Current League Stats (Summer Tues 5's..)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Summer Tues 5's.. | 14 | 10 | 1 | 3 | 125 | 67 | 58 | 31 |
Previous Games
L
W
W
L
W
W
Results
| 03/09/2019 |
| 27/08/2019 |
| 20/08/2019 |
| 13/08/2019 |
| 06/08/2019 |
| 30/07/2019 |
| 23/07/2019 |
| 16/07/2019 |
| 09/07/2019 |
| 02/07/2019 |
| 25/06/2019 |
| 18/06/2019 |
| 11/06/2019 |
| 04/06/2019 |
