Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 14 | 35 | 0 | 0 |
| 2025 | 33 | 23 | 2 | 8 | 500 | 343 | 0 | 71 |
| 2024 | 39 | 21 | 0 | 18 | 541 | 478 | 0 | 63 |
| 2023 | 11 | 3 | 0 | 8 | 122 | 190 | 0 | 9 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 8.00
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 11.67
Recent results
| 13/01/2026 | vs CAV UNITED |
6
8
|
| 06/01/2026 | vs ANDYS BACK FC |
8
27
|
| 16/12/2025 | vs EAGLES FC (Forfeit) |
10
0
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
FOOTBALL FRIENDS
24/06/2025 (Won 27 - 4)
Greatest thrashing
vs
CRAPSTON VILLA
14/11/2023 (Lost 8 - 29)
Most goals in single game
vs
DONKEY UTD
06/02/2024 (Won 32 - 9)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
13 From 13/02/2024 To 17/10/2023
Longest losing streak
9 From 17/10/2023 To 13/02/2024
Current League Stats (TUESDAY WINTER 5S 2023)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| TUESDAY WINTER 5S 2023 | 10 | 4 | 0 | 6 | 88 | 123 | -35 | 12 |
