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Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2025 | 19 | 9 | 1 | 9 | 143 | 141 | 0 | 28 |
| 2024 | 39 | 18 | 0 | 21 | 262 | 316 | 0 | 54 |
| 2023 | 40 | 11 | 2 | 27 | 225 | 397 | 0 | 35 |
| 2022 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 | 46 | 34 | 0 | 15 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 3.33
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 10.00
Recent results
| 21/07/2025 | vs DYNAMO RUSHCLIFFE (Forfeit) |
0
10
|
| 14/07/2025 | vs The Beginners (Forfeit) |
10
10
|
| 07/07/2025 | vs CHARLIES ANGELS (Forfeit) |
0
10
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
ROSE FC
30/06/2025 (Won 13 - 3)
Greatest thrashing
vs
CA DINNER PLATE
26/02/2024 (Lost 1 - 21)
Most goals in single game
vs
ROSE FC
30/06/2025 (Won 13 - 3)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
9 From 16/05/2023 To 07/02/2023
Longest losing streak
13 From 07/02/2023 To 16/05/2023
Current League Stats (MONDAY 5'S SPRING 2023)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
